2013: the year I killed everyone without them even knowing it, AKA a year of highly advanced looks getting slept on 

State-of-the-art, custom-engineered-and-not-the-assembly-line babely gynoid authenticity. 

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A white teenager was caught with a pipe bomb at Edmonton International Airport by airport security on his way to Mexico. He was subsequently arrested and is now waiting for trial in Guantanamo Bay. Just kidding! They took the bomb away from him but let him board his flight!




It’s almost like out entire system of law enforcement is very obviously racist as all fuck.

good lord

the security guard apparently tried to give it back to him hahaha oh wow fuck this earth



my social studies teacher once told us “human beings are the most selfish of all. even when someone dies, you shed tears only because they are no more around to provide you with whatever they had been for so long”

and it has been 3 years since she said this and this is still what i think about at night

//caresses your face// just press play

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